She is Evil
2002-04-26, 5:20 p.m.

Evil was just in the library.

I usually get along with everyone. And I am rather patient with those that annoy me.

But not her.

Fore, she is evil. Sometimes I want to jab a recently sharpened pencil into her eye. I wouldn't of course...but at times I have the faint desire to do so.

Apparently she can speak eighty languages (or so she says)...and she is the smartest human alive (but that can't be true...because after all, I am the smartest human alive).

It is hard to explain exactly why she is evil...but if you were ever around her...you would know.