-
2004-11-02, 10:25 a.m.

The Nickelodeon Kids Pick the President poll produced Kerry as the victor. And the kids of Nickelodeon have not been wrong yet. In addition, the Redskins lost on Sunday which means that the incumbent party loses the election. Very scientific.

Now, if you live in Oklahoma, the presidential race is not the only hotly contested race of this election year. Because here in Oklahoma we have had to endure an amazingly negative campaign for the senate seat.

There's Brad Carson and there's Tom Coburn and there's the independent Sheila Bilyeu.

So basically we have the choice among two giant douchebags and a fruitcake who believes that she has a radio transmitter implanted in her brain.

It's an exciting time in Oklahoma politics.