Paper Cuts
2002-08-15, 10:51 a.m.

I just got a paper cut on my tongue.

It doesn't feel all that good.

You know how when you get a paper cut on your finger and you stick your finger in your mouth to make it feel better. Or at least that's what I do.

I've been trying to contort my tongue into a position that feels better.

It's not working.